Don't Forget "Take Your Daughter Hunting" Day!

Many of you have probably gotten so carried away with trying to salvage what's left of the US Constitution and democracy, you may have forgotten all about the importance of taking your daughter to the nearest zoo, tame quail pen, or kennel to  impress on her the importance of our remaining Second Amendment.
That's what our Vice President, Dick Cheney will be doing with his daughter Mary to celebrate our mid-term election.
[http://www.cnn.com/...]

And Sing with her too! (to the tune of "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance")

listen and sing-along[http://www.downinmysong.com/...]

The Man Shot By Richard B. Cheney

When Richard B. Cheney rode to town,
The elderly would hide  (They'd hide).
When Richard B. Cheney walked around
The hunters jumped aside!
Cause the point of a gun was the only law
That Richard B. Understood...
When it came to being a straight shooter,
He was not that good.

From the RNC a donor came,
A checkbook in his hand (a rich man).
A lawyer man that he might need to drill and pillage land.
Cause the point of a gun was the only law
That Richard B. Understood...
When it Came to being a straight shooter,
He was not that good.

Many young men he'd send to war,
And many young men would fall-
The Man Shot By Richard B.  Cheney,
Shot By Richard B. Cheney,
He was the oldest of them all!

The fear of danger can make a man defer,
Turn tail and run  (he ran)
Had better things to do
Like trample the rights of his fellow man.
When that big canned quail hunt came at last
A  checkbook did no good.
At lunch the bunch ate bon-bons and had
Well, let's say one beer (just one beer)
While caged birds were being released
In a bloody ditch most near.
From the moment that donor writes his check
The very first thing he learns
Is the birds win when two come hunting them
And only one returns!

Everybody heard the shot ring out
The Shot made the old man fall.
The man shot by Richard B. Cheney
Shot By Richard B Cheney....
He was the oldest of them all

Why not, after your busy day of voting, poll monitoring, and GOTV work, take her out for a little bonding over a smoking double barrel?

also, check out the flash video "Who Will Cry For Mary Cheney" [http://www.downinmysong.com/...]